hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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