hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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