break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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