She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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