Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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