Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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