Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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