the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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