I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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