I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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