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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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