nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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