Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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