just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
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