well I can't set my house on fire every night
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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