i jhust puked up my retainher.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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