and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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