By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
