Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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