just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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