let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
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