hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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