its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Hippo gnu deer
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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