Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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