so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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