We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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