PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
It's Friday. Sex?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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