small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
When did we convert life to cartoon?
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