yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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