I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
don't judge my taste in strippers
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
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