I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize
