it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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