honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
you win again, gameday.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Shame - the story of my life.
Randomize
