But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Where is the hickey?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I love having hate sex.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
