some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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