I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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