her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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