That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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