whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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