I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
When are your genitals available?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I woke up under a house in Key West
Randomize
