There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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