Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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