so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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