He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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