omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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