How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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