the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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