This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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