So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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