i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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