Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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