forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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